10 things that “Grinds our gears” Part 2

10 Aug

10. Obese people who take up more than one seat and now I have to stand. Thanks asshole!

9.    Obese people who get to ride in the motor shopping carts because they can’t walk that far… more power to you.. I’m just hating because I’m too lazy to walk up and down the aisle.

8.     People who come and talk to you @ work and just violating your personal space. Why must you be so close to me? Any closer and rumors are going to start that we’re screwing in the janitor’s closet everyday @5pm. Also when people see that you’re occupied doing something and still want to have the forever meaningless conversation with you. Me listening to my IPOD didn’t give you a clue to blow off?

7.     Men that only know one position… BACK SHOTS!

 6.     Loud people. I can’t stand it, I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. I have visions of beating you people with bats. I don’t need to hear how the chick you had last night was the worst lay EVER or anything else about your life. You all can die! Jerks !!!! Sad to say but it’s mostly “my people”.. oh wait, they havent accepted my black application yet so fuck them!

5.    Skinny chicks that tell me they need to go on a diet. What are you a size 6?  Like are you serious right now? You’re one puke away from bulimia.. you know what, go stuff yourself with 3days worth of food and go puke it back up. Dont worry, I’ll hold your hair.. I hope your esophagus deteriorates @ a faster rate moron (btw I am not promoting this)

4.   Personal Nextels and the idiots who still use them… this also relates to #6.

3.     “Parents” who yell @ their children for no reason. I see this every day and its sad. People should have to fill out an application to become parents… I’m just saying!

2. Chicks with weaves. Ok I have a lot of issues with weaves especially when its cheap, looks absolutely fake and it’s almost touching your ass. Who are you fooling? NO ONE! especially that Oprah and Chris Rock blew up your spot. It also annoys me that when I just want a wash and set I have to wait 5hours (I’m not exaggerating this) because you need a full weave.. Good Lord you were just here last week… ok I’ll admit #1 my stylist needs to start making appointments but that’s just Brooklyn for you and #2 I rocked a weave once… but it just wasnt for me and I am not knocking the “unfortunates”…..I just hate when its 3 of yall @ a time… uugghh!

1.     People who show off their children all the time. Look i just passed you in the hallway to ask how you and the kid are doing. I don’t need 20mins of conversation about how they just started to walk, how they are now eating solid foods and wtf they did that was new.. oh and now you’re pulling out wallet pics? COME ON! You just showed me pics 3 wks ago, why must i see the same kid again? Sorry I’m not going to say how big the lil fucker has gotten… you’ll get more of a reaction from me if you show me pics twice a year….then i can have a natural and honest reaction.. and at the same time, i still wont give a shit. I was just being polite in the hall way before you go to HR and complain I’m an angry black woman.

-Jamie

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7 Responses to “10 things that “Grinds our gears” Part 2”

  1. That Nigga August 10, 2010 at 18:58 #

    LMAO so so funny I still love you and proud to be loud

  2. umightgetoffended August 10, 2010 at 19:30 #

    I’m dying laughing at # 7 and #1….lmao love you J

  3. umightgetoffended August 11, 2010 at 13:34 #

    LMAO… I am just best honest…..glad you guys enjoyed.

    -Jamie

  4. umightgetoffended August 11, 2010 at 13:37 #

    LOL btw Barry i thought of you and another person with #7

    -Jamie

  5. O August 11, 2010 at 14:34 #

    What about
    Women that can’t suck dick.. really? all the porn out there and you learned NOTHING?

    LOL

    • umightgetoffended August 11, 2010 at 14:52 #

      …Well considering it doesnt grind my gears since I dont have a penis you can make a list of the top 10 things that irk you. Thankfully I dont have that problem 😀

      -Jamie

  6. DD August 19, 2010 at 08:03 #

    #7, 5, 3 … This was very funny. I’m barely awake but am laughing. “Back shots” hahahahha … it’s kinda high school; well if you were having sex in high school.
    If you’re thin and say your fat, shut the hell up! I promise that if I am ever a size 7 again, I won’t say anything lmao
    Gets me REALLY angry when people mistreat their kids. Just wanna punch em in the face … but perhaps not the best course of action. “Don’t hit any one,” parent says while hitting the kid. eh … doesn’t send the right message.

    …. ooooh iced coffee, need that …

    *knew that was you Barry!! Just had Barry all over it. And I love you eventhough your loud. I no likey the Loud People.

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