Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

1 Sep

10.  Have to sit upright while driving.

9.  Pistol won’t stay under the front seat.

8.  Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

7.  Pit crew can’t work on the car while holding up their pants at the same time.

6.  They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

5.  Police cars on the track interfere with the race.

4.  No passenger seat for the Ho.

3.  No Cadillacs are approved for competition.

2.  When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

And the #1 reason why blacks can’t be in NASCAR:

They can’t wear their helmets sideways.

By: D.H.