Ohh Baby you got a stupid name…

10 Jan

Ok so most people been going crazy with Beyonce giving birth to Jay-Z spawn. But more than anything everyone been talking about the stupid name they picked for their daughter “Blue Ivy Carter” (pause). Even though that’s not the greatest name, there are other celebrities that gave their kids far worst names:

  • Sylvester Stallone son “Sage Moonblood”
  • Nicholas Cage son “Kal-El” (after superman)
  • Jason Lee son “Pilot Inspektor”
  • Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris daughter “Apple”
  • Courtney Cox and David Arquette “Coco”
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt son “Maddox”
  • Forest Whitaker son “Ocean”
  • Michael Jackson son “Prince Michael II/Blanket”
  • The Edge from U2 daughter “Blue Angel”
  •  Shannyn Sossamon son “Audio Science”
  • Penn Jillette daughter “Moxie Crimefighter”
  • Rob Morrow daughter ” Tu Morrow”
  • Jermaine Jackson son “Jermajesty”
  • Gwen Stefani daughter “Zuma Nesta Rock”
  • Toni Braxton sons “Denim” and “Diezel”
  • Korn frontman Jonathan Davis and porn-star wife Deven son “Pirate”
  • Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu son “Seven”
  • Jay Electronica and Erykah Badu daughter “Mars Merkaba”
  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz son “Bronx Mowgli”

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